Welcome to My Amazing Pigeon Page (MAPP for short).
(In other news, if you click here, you can see a delightful story, thankfully not about pigeons! Go! Go!)

I don't actually like pigeons, in fact they terrify me sometimes, but I couldn't think of anything else to write about.

Once, right next to Grey's Monument, I saw a street cleaner mow over a squashed pigeon in the street.
Within seconds, barely a feather was left.
I now fear street cleaners, too.
So here. Have a pigeon.



"Coo.. coo.."